Happy National Championship. A day when either North Carolina has a reason to celebrate something other than secession or Villanova gets to show the world that Philly is more than cheesesteaks and women with mustaches.
An “anonymous source” (read: snitch) leaked roughly 2.6 terabytes (that’s a lot of porn) of documents related to Mossack Fonseca. No that is not your landscaper or a Dominican prospect in the Royals farm system. The Panamanian law firm had a client list that reads like a who’s who of the criminal underworld; most famously Vladimir Putin, and of the legitimate nations: Iceland’s Prime Minister. The firm setup shell companies to hide money and evade taxes for the worlds elite criminals and general scumbags. Why it matters: This real life James Bond shit makes Edward Snowden look like a mere henchman compared to Mossack Fonseca’s Dr. Evil. The scandal is likely to get the Prime Minister of Iceland axed, further the demise of FIFA and embarass a dignitary or two worse than the Ahsley Madison leak. There is also sure to be a worldwide man hunt for the nerdy Donny Brasco at the helm of this operation that will eventually be a biopic starring Bruce Willis.
Shaq, Yao Ming and Allen Iverson have all been elected to the Hall of Fame. Why it matters: When the guys you imitated on the Nerf hoop hanging off your bedroom door as a middle class white kid start to get into the Hall of Fame, its a sad, sad day. Oh and because this: