Weakday Roundup: Panama Papers, Basketball Hall of Fame & more

Happy National Championship. A day when either North Carolina has a reason to celebrate something other than secession or Villanova gets to show the world that Philly is more...

Happy National Championship. A day when either North Carolina has a reason to celebrate something other than secession or Villanova gets to show the world that Philly is more than cheesesteaks and women with mustaches.

The Panama Papers

An “anonymous source” (read: snitch) leaked roughly 2.6 terabytes (that’s a lot of porn) of documents related to Mossack Fonseca. No that is not your landscaper or a Dominican prospect in the Royals farm system. The Panamanian law firm had a client list that reads like a who’s who of the criminal underworld; most famously Vladimir Putin, and of the legitimate nations: Iceland’s Prime Minister. The firm setup shell companies to hide money and evade taxes for the worlds elite criminals and general scumbags. Why it matters: This real life James Bond shit makes Edward Snowden look like a mere henchman compared to Mossack Fonseca’s Dr. Evil. The scandal is likely to get the Prime Minister of Iceland axed, further the demise of FIFA and embarass a dignitary or two worse than the Ahsley Madison leak. There is also sure to be a worldwide man hunt for the nerdy Donny Brasco at the helm of this operation that will eventually be a biopic starring Bruce Willis.

Basketball Hall of Famers

Shaq, Yao Ming and Allen Iverson have all been elected to the Hall of Fame. Why it matters: When the guys you imitated on the Nerf hoop hanging off your bedroom door as a middle class white kid start to get into the Hall of Fame, its a sad, sad day. Oh and because this:

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