Pablo Sandoval is fat. Why it matters: Other than Pablo’s high risk for diabetes and heart disease, Kung Fu Panda is a complete waste of his $17 million contract.
The Masters was incredible. Why it matters: Jordan Spieth did his best Ernie Els by completely falling apart down the stretch and letting a Brit win the tradition unlike any other. Water cooler banter: “Did you see Spieth’s quadruple-bogey at the 12th?”
Boston Globe on Trump. The Boston Globe published a “satirical” Front Page showing the state of the world if Trump became president. Why it matters: Because this …
Not so hot take: Shame on The Boston Globe for pandering to uninformed Americans fears. This click bait is pretty low-brow for a renowned publication and the fear-mongering is bush league. I don’t want Trump to be president as much as the next guy, but not for the reasons this SNL-skit-in-print portrays. Your average 3rd grader knows that those founding father dudes put a system in place to make sure one man can’t rule with absolute authority:
Will Smith murdered. All Fresh Prince jokes aside, this is super sad. The former DE of the Saints was shot dead in an apparent road rage incident last night. Not so hot take: If I had a dollar for every time my girlfriend said “what if they have a gun” when I’m flipping off the (most likely) MMA fighter with a criminal record in the car in front of me after he didn’t wave when I let him into traffic.
The MTV Movie Awards occurred. Why it matters: Unless you’re in high school or get your news from TMZ, it doesn’t. Not so hot take: Can MTV just stop? Short of people fucking on the stage at the VMA’s, they can’t do anything else to make headlines.