Creepy Clowns: How Does It End?

Barring a Jimmy Kimmel prank or an elabtoate viral stunt to promote Gathering of the Juggalos 2017, this creepy clown epidemic is completely out of hand. As if we...

Barring a Jimmy Kimmel prank or an elabtoate viral stunt to promote Gathering of the Juggalos 2017, this creepy clown epidemic is completely out of hand. As if we don’t have enough to worry about with Islamic terrorism and under-Xanaxed-future-real-housewife-sorority-girls, we’ve got motherfucking clowns. Call me a glass half empty guy, a pessimist or the guy rooting for the NASCAR crash that kills the meth addicts in the splash zone at Talladega, but I want to know how this ends. In ALL its bloody glory. There were witch hunts at Penn State (at least those creepy clowns would have kept the little kids off campus .. too soon?). And it’s only a matter of time before John Walsh is on the case …

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So how does it end?

One of these degenerates gets murked? The clown union rises up to lay down vigilante justice? Trump deports all the clowns? Party City does backgrond checks on size 27 shoes? A Pokemon Go update takes over the world and everyone forgets about this? You tell us. Best answer in the comments (or @EntryRevel) gets some free swag.

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