The Not Fake News: Business News for 2/22

TL;DR: The Not Fake News is the curated clusterf*ck of pop culture, business, career and personal finance news that’s going to make you marginally more intelligent among your peers....

TL;DR: The Not Fake News is the curated clusterf*ck of pop culture, business, career and personal finance news that’s going to make you marginally more intelligent among your peers.

1. Apple just got into the adult-electronic-caricature game (more colloquially known as Bitmojis)  (Apple’s new avatar patent looks a lot like Bitmoji via CNN)

Water cooler talking points:

  • “I sure hope Apple lets me transfer over my Bitmoji, I put a lot of work into that”
  • “Do you think there will be Apple watch integration with Apple’s new Bitmoji ripoff that will make me fat in real time?”

2. Zuck hitting cleanup. (Exclusive: Facebook in talks to live stream one MLB game per week – sources via Reuters)

Water cooler talking points:

  • “Facebook is going to start live streaming baseball games”
  • “I hope you can still creep on your ex while watching a mid-season D-backs/Phillies game when both teams are under 500”

3. And today in news that guys are grossed out by … (This Dollar Shave Club For Tampons Can Save Women $3,000 via Inc.)

Water cooler talking points:

  • [PLEASE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS AT WORK]

4. “I got a need, a need for speed.” (UPS is testing drones that allow its delivery trucks to be in two places at once via QZ)

Water cooler talking points:

  • “Holy shit balls, UPS is delivering packages via drones”
  • “I wish these existed during King of Queens so we could see what hijinks Doug would get into with them”

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