The Not Fake News: Business News for 2/23

TL;DR: The Not Fake News is the curated clusterf*ck of pop culture, business, career and personal finance news that’s going to make you marginally more intelligent among your peers....

TL;DR: The Not Fake News is the curated clusterf*ck of pop culture, business, career and personal finance news that’s going to make you marginally more intelligent among your peers.

1. “I’m not a businessman, I’m a business, man.” (Jay-Z Is Starting a Venture Capital Fund via Spin)

Water cooler talking points:

  • “Holy shit, Jay-Z is going to lose all of Beyonce’s money”

2. It’s official: Androids suck. (Snap CEO blames slowing growth on low-end Android phones via CNBC)

Water cooler talking points:

  • “Hey, can I borrow your iPhone to try SnapChat?”
  • “Apparently Cricket Wireless isn’t the reason for SnapChat’s slowing growth”

3. It’s goin up (?), I’m yellin timber. (Trump’s policies could lead to a rate hike ‘fairly soon,’ Fed says via CNBC)

Water cooler talking points:

  • “Welp, sounds like the Fed is increasing interest rates”
  • Mumble under breath “Fuckin’ Janet Yellen”

4. One stop shop. (Tesla wants to offer vehicles with one price, including insurance and maintenance via Tech Crunch)

Water cooler talking points:

  • “When are Honda, Meineke and Geico going to team up?”

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