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  • Dollar Shave Club

    We tried Dollar Shave Club so you don’t have to

    Society can breathe a collective sigh of relief as it appears that the recent facial hair trend is seeing itself, albeit drunkenly, to the door. So in honor of this facial-frock-free backlash let’s take a look at the feasible routes to get from Tom Selleck to Charlie Villanueva. The...
  • Filter Words

    I use too many filler words and you do too

    I am the worst at using filler words. Like that dude from “The King’s Speech,” bad. I make the Valley Girls seem like political speech writers with my reckless use of “like.” And I use “umm” with little regard for human life. Now that I’ve got the first of...
  • Tax Refund

    Why You DON’T Want a Big Tax Refund

    My qualifications include having lived with an accounting major in college and managing a fiscally sound utopia in SimCity.    Tax season is a special time. Donald Trump gets flagged for another audit, bean counters live off of Seamless and the Devils Dandruff and human beings are degraded by holding...
  • Morning Routines of the Entry Revel Staff

    You don’t have to the mayor of Success-town to be a functional human being, but you need to be super-human to be the leader of the great city-state of Crushing Life-ville. And how does every super human’s day start? According to Business Insider, Forbes and GillBates_Mikrosoft on Reddit: with...
  • The Best Young Professional Performance Enhancing Drug Is …

    Somewhere between Oxycontin and Advil is Toradol. It’s not quite the stuff Smash Williams was mainlining in season 1 of FNL, but it’ll still shut down your kidney faster than a bite from a chupacabra infected with Tetanus. It falls into the same drug category as Advil, but did...
  • Debt

    I Still Have $8,021.84 In Debt [MINI PODCAST]

    I know what you’re wondering, “Tyler, how the FUCK did you only manage to save $125 last week YOU IDIOT?” Let’s go to the tape, shall we? Still wondering WTF I am talking about … CLICK HERE....
  • Water Coolest for 3/14: Snowmageddon, Snapchat & more

    The Water Coolest is the curated clusterf*ck of pop culture, business, career and personal finance news that’s going to make you marginally more intelligent among your peers.   1. So, a lot of people are going to get totally f*cked by the replacement for Obamacare. (CBO report: 24 million...
  • Basic Bitch

    Water Coolest for 3/13: Starbucks Lines, Game of Thrones & more

    The Water Coolest is the curated clusterf*ck of pop culture, business, career and personal finance news that’s going to make you marginally more intelligent among your peers.   1. Apparently a lot of people have their panties in a bunch over the lines at Starbucks … and the CEO has...
  • The Snow Day

    All logic seems to go out the window as soon as a meteorologist makes the slightest mention of snow on day 9 of the 10 day forecast. Despite having lived in snow covered areas for their entire life, human nature dictates complete hysteria among the population of the areas...
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