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  • LinkedIn

    LinkedIn is for Lovers: Guys are Trying to Pick Up Chicks on LinkedIn

    Let me preface this piece by saying I’m guilty of what might be the whitest of white collar crimes: LinkedIn lurking. Like a mix of Chris Hanson’s creepy stepson and Nev from Catfish, I got my gumshoe on to uncover the one who almost got away. When I met...
  • Kendrick Lamar

    Kendrick Lamar’s “Humble” is a Clinic in Social Media Etiquette

    If you haven’t seen Kendrick Lamar’s latest music video, do yourself a favor. Kendrick DOES NOT disappoint. As of this writing there are an estimated 15 million millennial shitheads posting a Snapchat story that includes a brunch they can’t afford and a new watch their parents worked really hard...
  • Prenup

    I want a Prenup and You Should too …

    Whether you like it or not, I’m getting married in the next year-ish (sorry, ladies … and gents) so I’m probably going to be writing a lot about the trials and tribulations that go along with holy matrimony. My first series: prenups … the case for them, the case...
  • Gary Vaynerchuk

    You Oughta Know: Who is Gary Vaynerchuk?

    If your parent tells you that they’re happy with how you turned out, they’re lying, just like when they say they don’t have a favorite kid. In all honestly, they wanted you to turn out like one of the people we’ll be profiling in our new series ‘You Oughta...
  • Filter Words

    I use too many filler words and you do too

    I am the worst at using filler words. Like that dude from “The King’s Speech,” bad. I make the Valley Girls seem like political speech writers with my reckless use of “like.” And I use “umm” with little regard for human life. Now that I’ve got the first of...
  • Tax Refund

    Why You DON’T Want a Big Tax Refund

    My qualifications include having lived with an accounting major in college and managing a fiscally sound utopia in SimCity.    Tax season is a special time. Donald Trump gets flagged for another audit, bean counters live off of Seamless and the Devils Dandruff and human beings are degraded by holding...
  • Morning Routines of the Entry Revel Staff

    You don’t have to the mayor of Success-town to be a functional human being, but you need to be super-human to be the leader of the great city-state of Crushing Life-ville. And how does every super human’s day start? According to Business Insider, Forbes and GillBates_Mikrosoft on Reddit: with...
  • The Best Young Professional Performance Enhancing Drug Is …

    Somewhere between Oxycontin and Advil is Toradol. It’s not quite the stuff Smash Williams was mainlining in season 1 of FNL, but it’ll still shut down your kidney faster than a bite from a chupacabra infected with Tetanus. It falls into the same drug category as Advil, but did...
  • Debt

    I Still Have $8,021.84 In Debt [MINI PODCAST]

    I know what you’re wondering, “Tyler, how the FUCK did you only manage to save $125 last week YOU IDIOT?” Let’s go to the tape, shall we? Still wondering WTF I am talking about … CLICK HERE....
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