Tommy Hollywood

SAT Score: 1850 - 640, 610, 600. My counselor said she'd never seen someone, "so well-rounded." Favorite Winter Olympic Sport: 1.) Curling 1A.) Biathlon. Both started ironically and have grown to genuine love. Celebrity to grab drinks with: Jesus. Nobody is better at mixing in a water than that guy.
  • Tommy Hollywood’s 2016 College Football Award Show

    (Play while reading for proper effect) Good Evening Revelers, and welcome to Tommy Hollywood’s 2016 College Football Awards Show! (holds for raucous applause) Thank you, thank you. Now before we get into the awards, allow me to elaborate on what these awards will entail. The Heisman Trophy is being...
  • What Could Be Better Than Winning Super Bowl Tickets Every Year? I’m Glad You Asked

    Bud Light has announced that it will give one lucky customer a Super Bowl ticket for the rest of their lives. That’s right, one ticket to the Super Bowl every single year that this person lives. The only condition is that the winner must find a golden can in...
  • The Next Upset of 2016 Will Be…

    2016 has been, speaking candidly, an absolute cluster fuck of a year. Everything that I grew up knowing to be true has completely flipped. LeBron winning a championship in Cleveland? Happened. The Chicago Cubs, perennial underdogs, win the World Series? Happened. Leicester City, 500-1 favorites to win the Premier...
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    A Message to Those Who Consider Themselves Politically Savvy

    Donald J. Trump is the next President of the United States of America. I’ll give everyone a moment to let that sink in before I dive in on this rant. Everyone ready? Good. Now, judging by the looks of my Facebook and Twitter timelines, people are none too pleased....
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